The topic of 'what's your life theme song' came up this afternoon, and it hit me that mine is a children's cartoon opening song:

Someone once told me
The grass is much greener
On the other side
And I paid a visit
(Well, it's possible I missed it)
It seemed different,
Yet exactly the same
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
'Til further notice,
I'm in-between
From where I'm standing,
My grass is green
Someone once told me
The grass is much greener
On the other side.

Yep, my grass is green
Because I'm a privileged fuck