okay so i've consumed two oranges, an apple, biogesic, and if i could sip tea continuously without my bladder exploding i would, and im still coughing as F ugh pls stop na, it's so annoying

it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't painful but it goddamn hurts because it's dry and no phlegm is coming out even if I feel them thrive in the depths of my chest. I want a huge excavator, a miniature, gopro-sized excavator, to scrape all the phlegm out of my body and get this cold over with. Plus I feel like I'm spreading all these germs around like an out-of-control toddler running around flinging paint in every direction, it's terrible

i rarely get coughs and colds before; this is already the second time this year and i hope it's the last